Rusty water

When you're out of toilet paper after defecation, and have to jump straight from toilet to shower - giving the shower water a rusty appearance.

I ran out of toilet paper so had to do the dash to the shower - damn that was some rusty water.

by skip_e March 5, 2020

rusty hornblower

A person who licks their lover's rectum while at the same time jerks the person off.

In the gay porno the smaller guy gave the bigger guy a rusty hornblower.

by KurtRegan August 9, 2007

rusty duce

The first crap taken after anal sex which causes bleeding. Possibly due to the iron content of human blood.

I think I drank too much last night. This morning my butt hurts and I dropped a rusty duce.

by Akbar Shabazz Jenkins August 21, 2008

The Rusty Moose

Two parties face each other, standing up, about three apart. One party bends over forward and puts their head between the other party's legs. They then proceed to flip the second party onto their back and still stay horizontal. The party on top licks the anus of the other party. The party on bottom shakes their head and tickles the crotch of the top party.

Grant gave Bart the Rusty Moose last week.

by m3ow April 18, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much that your dick turns red and is painful to touch.

I had some "me" time today. A nice hot shower, spinning at the gym, a warm-rock massage, and then I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by Go team venture November 26, 2010

rusty monkey

Drinking down a forty ounce alcoholic beverage to a desired level (typically the bottom of the cone), then topping off your forty with Mad Dog 20/20. The same concept as a brass monkey, but a lot more disgusting.

Jose: That beezy was on my dick last night!

Juan: Well no wonder, she had herself a rusty monkey

by grady hernandez October 14, 2012

Rusty Venture

the act of ass to mouth while on on bus

We were on the bus to Oklahoma City when she asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture

by The Original ShagNasty November 26, 2010