fruit ninja

A person who engages in homosexual activities in secret (similar to a sneaky link) and is able to do good in bed and come back to their house in time without being caught by family or your lover.

Girl 1: Mckenzie is such a fruit ninja. She's always sneaking out to see Jamie. Does her family not care about her sneaking out?
Girl 2: I assume not. That dumbass fruit ninja will get caught soon somehow though.

by Fischl4Life May 6, 2021

Ninja Boat

A Ninja Boat is not to be confused with a Ninja Boot! A Ninja Boat is a ninja boot on a bigger less attractive female.

What Leafblowers are always on the hunt for. NINJA BOAT

by NinjaBootfiend November 15, 2007

Ninja cock

Your penis is the sword. When fruit is tossed into the air you slice it with your rock hard cock. i.e. your ninja cock

I tried to play ninja cock last night I only got a score of 20, and a bruised dick

by NinjaC0ck69 March 30, 2016

Nintendo Ninjas

Nintendo ninjas are people in nintendo's legal department who hunt down roms

Plainrock124 almost got caught by Nintendo ninjas!

by Joe93847565849309485 April 24, 2022

ninja rat

is someone' s girlfriend has got a fat hairy pussy

dave say's to sarah girl u got a ninja rat (a fat hairy pussy)

by simon bentley August 29, 2009

Ninja Noodle

a very small penis

" Oh my god that guy has a Ninja Noodle!"

by Amberbamber123 January 26, 2009

Ninja Gift

Ninja Gift - To give someone a gift who is not expecting the gift. This differs from a normal gift because often the event is past and the person cannot give a gift in return, yet feels the obligation to give a gift.

"Bob Ninja Gifted me for Christmas and now I look like the ass because I didn't give him anything!"

by MysteriousJ December 20, 2008