Meat puppet

It’s another word for your DICK

I slapped that bitch with my meat puppet and gave her some chin butter

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021

Meat Helicopter

A failed helicopter drawing. It easy to draw a helicopter that looks like a meat helicopter when you first draw one. It is very strong and has a mind of its own.

Person 1: Wow look I drew a helicopter
Person 2: Damn, that looks more like a meat helicopter…
Person 1: UGH NOT AGAIN!

by eddiesgarden November 26, 2022

Meat Creeper

A Meat Creeper: When a guy runs his hand up the leg of what he thought was a girl, it's what creeps down to meet him half way.

Dude#1: Had a scary encounter with that chick after the party the other night.

Dude#2: What, the really tall one with the big hands?

Dude#1: Yeah, wound up back on her couch and was about to do the deed when I made a nasty discovery.

Dude#2: Oh no, she had a Meat Creeper?!!!

by shakerrr March 19, 2011

meat prop

An actor (a stage prop made of meat). This relegates an actor to the same level of importance as a prop or any other object on stage.

Please make sure the meat props are there for cue-to-cue rehearsal this Sunday.

by DionysiaThespia September 6, 2009

meat in the pot

When you finally get the dick in and afterwards you get the stank dick

meat in the pot: Put the dick in and suffer because you a fuckboy

by Godofball April 1, 2015

Meat Juice

That white stuff that comes out of your dick

I just splattered Meat Juice everywhere

by thechadman412 December 1, 2020

Meat Squeegee

A tight vagina.

Wanna watch a whore shoot golf balls out of her meat squeegee? Only ten bucks.

by ghostmeat July 23, 2012