He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.
by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022

The only good town in california. CA-65 goes right through it. Wheatland is known for the highschool and the pumpkin farm.
by imsoboredpleasekillmeiwantdead October 19, 2020

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome
by Calicousin November 22, 2022

The way a Californian says goodbye to a person who they find sexually attractive by giving them the best sex they’ve ever experienced and leaving them wanting you/them to stay instead of going home.
Californian: thanks for showing me texas, let me show you a California goodbye.
Person: what’s that?
Person: what’s that?
by Cali#1 August 6, 2022

1. (Verb) The act of ripping a fart inside a glass walled shower.
2. (Noun) An enclosed space that smells like you just ripped one in a glass walled shower.
2. (Noun) An enclosed space that smells like you just ripped one in a glass walled shower.
by Bucking Nuts October 16, 2018

A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.
Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?
by Nome de Guerre July 7, 2014

An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”
Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.
by Hoof April 26, 2024
