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Suicidal Erection

When a mans penis starts hurting from being erected
AAAH FUCK, MY COCK IS HAVING A SUICIDAL ERECTION, FUCK
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suicide

When you know life sucks so you give up on all the dumb humans around you
If I have another math exam i‘m gonna jump off that roof, lemme do suicide
by NoHuman February 12, 2022
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Suicide

What people do when they want to stop the pain
Person 1: “Sally committed suicide!”
Person 2: “ok?” “Also who’s Sally?”
by Lilgurl3008 May 16, 2021
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Suicide

I played some Roblox and someone told me to commit suicide. Where’s the nearest rope?
by Suesabang February 2, 2021
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Suicide Grunt

That one Halo enemy whose only rival are the Jackal Snipers.
Suicide Grunt: *runs at the player with sticky grenades in each hand*

Player 1: "AAAHAHAHHAH!"
Suicide Grunt: *explodes*
Player 1: *dies*
by anonymous April 28, 2021
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accidental suicide

kelly: ever heard of an accidental suicide?
billy: no?
kelly: fuckin idiot
by ur dads clit August 16, 2023
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business-suicide

Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources
If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.
by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
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