spider spray

Spider Spray is a gay sex act where a man raw dogs another man from behind them when about to cum he shoves him to the floor, cums in his hand then throws the web of jizz on his face while he tries to tongue punch his way out.

Kyle was really looking forward to receiving his spider spray as he’d been working on his tongue strength all week.

by Gadget463 June 13, 2021

Spider Man Technique

The act and skill of the “act”, the faster you shoot the webs, the better.😏

“Give me the Spider Man Technique later.”

by Fast Spider May 31, 2024

Spider-Ned

The Spider-persona Ned takes when trying on Peter Parker's Spider-Man gear. Usually with his mask.

Peter Parker: Sorry "Spider-Ned", But Spider-Man doesn't need an obese sidekick

by MDawg1491 July 02, 2023

waterboard a spider

going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.

I need to waterboard a spider

by floydtaylor September 26, 2023

Spider bloat

The act of shitting and pissing in a IV tube then shoving up someone’s nose just for them to drink.

Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat

by Ieywgekeoeye April 29, 2021

Stool Spider

Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)

There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.

by Da ladies man November 09, 2013

Timothy The Spider

That one STUPID entity in doors that always jumpscares you when you least expect it.

Hmm alright some drawers? Time to loot!
Timothy The Spider: BOOOOOOO!
AAAAAA! FUCK YOU TIMOTHY

by memeaddictive2 June 17, 2023