No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.

Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!

by UHIT October 21, 2022

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

The man behind the slaughter

otherwise known as the purple guy, or as his canon name suggests- William Afton. The man behind the slaughter is a Fnaf meme where people point out purple people. Some actual backstory here: The man behind the slaughter, in FNAF lore, is a guy who killed five children to spark the start of Fnaf- hence his name.

Michael (purple guy's canon son)- My dad is the man behind the slaughter

by GetSandwiched December 4, 2023

Vehicular Mood Slaughter

The act of changing the atmosphere from chatty/giddy/up-high to dark/macabre/and or/demeaning in a single second.

Vince: "High, Karen, how is your day today? You're looking pretty mucho caliente today *wink*"
Karen: "Vince, I really don't have the time for your bullshit today, when you go bungee jumping this weekend, don't forget to cut your cord prior to your jump!"
Vince: "Wow karen, way to just pull a vehicular mood slaughter today, now I feel like shit."
Karen: "Thats because you ARE shit, Vince."

by thedevilsjivetaxi May 12, 2024

Meatsgetti and Spaghballs

A crime against humanity that consists of meatball shaped noodles and spaghetti shaped meat strings.

“I want to order Meatsgetti and Spaghballs from Schmolive Smarden!” said Dave.

by ImNotAGaslighter December 19, 2024

lambs to the cosmic slaughter

A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.

Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"

Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"

by Brainless Maniac January 1, 2025

New Earth Spaghettification

New Earth spaghettification is the process in which a being's energy field, identity structures, and sconsiousness bandwith are stretched across multiple realities, truths or timelines at once creating an intense elongation of perception, sensation and awareness. It often occurs when someone is:

-rapidly expanding their consciousness
-confronting distortions or illusions in systems
-holding multiple layers of truth simultaneously
-navigating intense energetic or spiritual thresholds

In this state, the pscyhe and soma feel pulled in opposite or multiple directions, similar to how matter stretches near a black hole in astrophysics.

In stead of physical stretching, the auric field, nervous system, and sense of self elongate across dimensions of experience.

I wasn't sure if I was going to survive the next iteration of my New Earth Spaghettification process!? This is a phase of consiousness expansion has a lot of variable impacts on one's mind, soma and energy. It is like being consiously conscious of a metamorphis process that is akin to an orgasmic birth experience! The intensity is intense where the differential of pain and pleasure blend and merge.

by New Earth Ambassador414 March 12, 2026