gay simp

A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.
you are a gay simp

Saif is a gay simp

by tak17 July 6, 2022

itinerant simp

When traveling, someone who shows excessive sympathy & attention toward people they find beautiful.

My brother Jabbar, an itinerant simp, would not stop bowing at the feet of the pretty Taiwanese waitresses as we traveled throughout Taiwan for our 5th wedding anniversary.

by MorRight August 11, 2022

Table Simping

The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.

"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"

"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."

by artfuldodger69 August 19, 2022

Eren Simp

A person who simps for eren yeager from attack on titan. An influx of eren simps happened at the start of season 5

Willy is such an eren simp!

by Jackinator84 September 4, 2022

Levi Simp

Ur swag,but common .
He’s hot and u need to admit it

But remember,if he find out this ,he would kill u in 2 seconds ngl
I simp for him too,but I think he goes with Hanji or Erwin

If u ship ereri gtf out of here🥰🥰

I’m a Levi Simp
I simp for Levi,so I’m a Levi simp

by KuboKaishipper January 15, 2022

Sigma Simp

A person who only simps for the one whom they are already in a relationship with.

Spotify: You are a sigma simp.
P1: I am not !

by uwu09999 January 17, 2022

Shadow Simping

Simping for someone who is already in a relationship.

“Gus is a cool guy but he’s always shadow simping for Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022