Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off

Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow

by Cam Waite August 10, 2019

sick sender

sick sender races bikes and is an absolute idiot wen it comes to bikes. he is a cool kid and a sick guy. he gets the lades

yeeeewwww sick sender

by sick sender November 2, 2021

sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.

Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.

by elfinmajik November 13, 2017

Sick Winds

When you think you need to take a FAT shit but it turns out its just a rancid fart

Yo Gabe just rushed to the shitter, but it turns out he just had a case of the sick winds

by The Downtalkers December 4, 2020

Sick

Slang word for cool, or used when someone is unwell.

Hey bro, that was sick!
Or
I’m not coming to work today, I’m sick.

by Rakesh christoval October 14, 2020

sick fuck elf

A sick fuck elf is one nasty little cunt. Usually can be used along with the term Asshat. Derived from the "Warhammer" series and made popular by James Buddy.

"Man that guy is a sick fuck elf"
"What a bunch of sick fuck elves"

by Official_WhaleWatchers October 9, 2017

Sick with It-Sick as Fuck

Sick with It-Sick as Fuck meansNo holds barge, wide open, no safe having, extreme, passionate, nothing off limits love.. being Sick with It is the act of it

Nick and Lora are Sick as Fuck.. they are Sick with It-Sick as Fuck

by Lora Lie January 5, 2023