Rusty water

When you're out of toilet paper after defecation, and have to jump straight from toilet to shower - giving the shower water a rusty appearance.

I ran out of toilet paper so had to do the dash to the shower - damn that was some rusty water.

by skip_e March 5, 2020

Rusty Venture

It's when a person jerks off so much their penis is covered in sores.

I gave my self a rusty venture last week, next time I am using lube during my marathon sessions

by Brock_samson November 26, 2010

Rusty pattle

its when you shit in a net-like bag and slap someone with it

the bitch wouldent shut up so i gave her a rusty pattle

by nightmare nicpon August 21, 2009

rusty hornblower

A person who licks their lover's rectum while at the same time jerks the person off.

In the gay porno the smaller guy gave the bigger guy a rusty hornblower.

by KurtRegan August 9, 2007

rusty mildred

A rusted stripper poll corroded by stripper juices

I need to get a tetanus shot after grinding on that rusty mildred

by Strip$ January 19, 2016

Rusty Venture

It's when you're fucking a guy and then you open up your hand inside his asshole and whatever you come up with you onto his chest.

I was giving him a Rusty Venture and pulled out a some corny shit and then painted his chest hair with it.

by hammmmmm November 25, 2010

rusty bucket

A shot of the worst brand of tequila the bar has. Usually given to enemies, d-bags or just your idiot friend.

One usually proposes a shot and orders one rusty bucket and one good shot that looks like a rusty bucket (usually whiskey/vodka depending on color of tequila) so the other party is none the wiser.

After a set amount of time passes said target usually forgets so you can purchase another rusty bucket and propose it as an apology and punk them yet again.

Example 1:
Person 1: See that douchey bro by the bar
Person 2: Yea? Should we mess with him?
Person 1: Yeah, Go buy him a rusty bucket. That'll have him puking his brains outs
(Aforementioned Bro will be to douchey to realize what has transpired)

Example 2:
Idiot Friend: Ughh man wtf was that?
You: You just drank a rusty bucket dumbass!

by UrbanTequila October 18, 2015