brag roll 

When you take hold of the roll around your waist and brag that it's because your partner is a great cook.

Mary said her new boyfriend was a foodie who loves to cook, then she proved it by showing off her brag roll.

brag roll by lovethelanguage April 21, 2010

Mook Roll 

A wad of american currency which is deceptively large, consisting of about one hundred one dollar bills wrapped with a one hundred dollar bill.

He appeared to be a rich debutante when he payed for his fuzzy navel with his mook roll.

Mook Roll by bobg and the mooley coons December 12, 2010

Black Roll 

Black Roll, the new Rick Roll.

It's to click a link expecting something but actually get the 'Rebecca Black - Friday' song!

Guy1; Hey bro, want to see the new song by 'Wowcats'
Guy2; Dude, YEHHHH
Guy1; *Rebecca black - Friday link*
Guy2; DUDE YOU BLACK ROLLED ME!

Black Roll by Mikul_c April 20, 2011

desk roll 

The act of rolling under your desk while at work to take a nap. An overwhelming feeling of sleepiness comes over you and the need for a resting place (under your desk) is inevitable.

Typically this works for employees with offices, not a cubicle. To avoid suspicion it is best to leave your door open, turn off your lights, and move your laptop (if you have one) under your desk with you so that everyone thinks that you are gone. Secret compartments to hide your belongings (jackets, hats, or whatever else might give you away) are not necessary, but can be very cool. This maneuver is not recommended for those that snore.

Employee 1: "Dude, I thought you had left for the day..."

Employee 2: "Nah, I did a desk roll after lunch. I couldn't stay awake after my Thai lunch."

desk roll by error404 April 25, 2011

Dick Roll'd

Similar to being "Rick Roll'd," except when someone sends you a link to pornography instead of what you're looking for. This phrase originated on mylazysundays.com

HAHA! you just got Dick Roll'd, sucka!

Dick Roll'd by Lil Wayng September 24, 2011

Tootsie Roll Canoli 

(v.) The act of licking ones anus with your tounge rolled like a canoli while you massage the poop in the persons butt hole.

Woah bro, I heard your slampiece gave you some nice tootsie roll canoli!

Tootsie Roll Canoli by JP Tommy October 15, 2011

Volcano Roll 

Coating your penis in hot sauce and subsequently performing anal sex on a woman

Biff gave Muffy the old volcano roll after he discovered she was sleeping with his brother.

Volcano Roll by Wasabi Mayo June 30, 2011