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Queef Cannon

She's got quite the queef cannon..
by Manvstaco July 19, 2021
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queef

an explosion in a girls vagina after intercourse. this is very dangerous. A woman's queef was the cause of 9/11. so sad. please don't queef.
by dua lupalupa February 23, 2022
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Queef

Basically farting, but out of the vagina, except it's not methane, it's just air trapped in the vagina, and only smells if the women's on her period or have an infection, so if you're woman's queef smells, don't have sex with her with her and if you already have, uuuh... Go to the doctors
Man: (has a massive fart)
Man: (laughs)
Woman: eww
Woman: (queefs)
Woman: (laughs)
Man: EWWW

Queefing is gay, farts are better
by Luvs2spewge February 25, 2022
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Dairy Queef

A bootleg version of Dairy Queen. Featuring the condom split, the tranny surprise, the sloppy second's blizzard, the once a month sundae, and much more to cum!
"I'm hungry, and I want something good. Ooo! I'll go to Dairy Queef "
by CorruptShaxdow August 10, 2021
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royal queef

When a woman you deem to be a queen lays a fanny fart at your feet
Damn gurl that’s a Royal queef!
by Rancid Flange Collective August 10, 2021
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Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021
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Queef

the green powder in the bottom pot of your weed grinder (;
person1: hey bro lets go smoke this queef?
person2: yeah bro lets go smoke a fatty!
by br4t20 August 26, 2021
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