put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

Pot Pie

A Pot Pie is someone with bad taste, mainly in car culture. The term can also be applied to anyone with general, objective bad taste

Ex. You see a...
•Ram 1500 with a Carolina Squat and a loud exhaust
•A straight-piped Charger
• Blue cheese eaters
• Clapped out Civic

Bro 1: Did you see that piece of shit Subaru?

Bro 2: Yeah, that guys a major Pot Pie

by BigWillyScavver November 26, 2023

Skin Pot

A vagina.

You have a nice skin pot.

by Gooch Pig March 22, 2020

pot panic

pot panic is when you smoke too much weed, and you start to get freaked out, and very paranoid. you feel as if everyone is out to get you.

Dude that party was great until I hit the bong and got pot panic.

by ccorinnee November 28, 2015

pot fiesta

A gathering or reprobates consisting of the smoking of the "Smokey Green Devil"

Anna- whats wrong with the DMV?
Tony- Well you don't want to go in the DMV while it's smelling like a Pot FIESTA.

by Jacobe194 May 21, 2018