Beached a bitch

When you throw sand on a bitch

I was fucking a chick in Alaska but I wanted that sunny cali feel so I beached a bitch

by \m/ ( >.< ) \m/ July 30, 2017

Zegema Beach

The finest beach in the outer rim!

Rico: I've always wanted to go to Zegema Beach!

by Darth_Carolus June 9, 2025

beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water

Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”

by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019

Kensington beach

A nickname for the Kensington neighborhood of Philadelphia. A very violent, drug infested area in North Philly

Don't go to Kensington beach

by Nep19120 August 18, 2021

Beach Wizard

Sandwhich.

I would like to order a beach wizard.

by Mew269 October 18, 2019

Beach Bagel

A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.

I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.

by Zikiro April 1, 2015

SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!

The term "SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH" is a term where someone asks a Beach to shuffle their playing cards when playing UNO or Solitare etc.

Elon Musk: I won this round of UNO! Bill Gates: You cheated young man. Elon musk: Anyways let's ask the Beach to shuffle this card deck. *Clears throat* SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!

by get dunked on idiot December 10, 2022