Phone Job

When a girl figuratively sucks your dick over the phone by using words that cause you to climax.

Ex. Hallie was so impressed by John's guitar that she gave him a phone job.

by Sakura Clicker February 2, 2018

cap job

Getting some deep throat action with your hands on the back of her head. Capped off means a cap job to completion.

Got a cap job from my girlfriend.

by frogdude2100 February 16, 2021

Stink Job

When a guy inserts the head of his penis into a girls anal cavity and stands up quickly.

Yo bro that stink job that Emily gave me was fire. Gave my penis the chills.

by Ppboody4 June 3, 2021

MAG JOB

It is what you get while playing the FPS game MAG while your significant other gives you either a "hand job" or "blow job".

Man my girl gave me the best "MAG JOB" last night!

by goddessofwar09 November 4, 2010

Job snob

A person who uses their job to engage in self appointed status.

"You have no idea how busy my day was and the decisions I made! Honestly, without me the whole place would fall over."
"Jerry - you're being a job snob. The stationary cupboard was already stocked."

by blueuggblblue ugg boots August 15, 2019

Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 28, 2020

Adventure job

When you fuck through the tits and into the mouth.

Person 1: My step grandma just gave me the hottest adventure job, you should call me lightning McQueen because of the speed I came in that mf.
Person 2: ...

by Bigdickbill42069123 June 3, 2022