Piping

A sexual act, commonly done by sucking the cum off of a man's dick from the tip only like an Indian pipe circle, putting one's face towards the sky and spit-taking it like smoke or mist.

While she was sucking on the tip, I nat and she started piping it into the air man, most beautiful shit I've ever seen.

by Noonis September 4, 2018

in the pipe 5x5

Where Viper will put you to piss him off too much

Viper's got you in the pipe 5x5

by DAKFCBOl June 20, 2021

Pipe

A term used by people with less intelligence quota than fingers. In its simplest form, it is used to refer to a friend. Often used in modern-day British slang.

Person: "Hey man"
Dumbfuck: "Safe pipe"

by The Doomsayr November 15, 2011

cleaning out the stove pipe

the period after a heated fight that results in angry flatulence

Last night after my girlfriend broke up with me I attempted to batter her with malicious words, but abrubtly began cleaning out the stove pipe which stench from the chinese dinner I enjoyed earlier with an asian prostitute, forcefully removed her.

"God damn you!" blblblblblblb!!!!

by papa sutra February 25, 2010

Lead pipe

When shit isn't going your way, so u want to bash your skull with a lead pipe

I got raped by master chef, I wanna smash my skull with a lead pipe

by Dabiglog March 14, 2023

Playing the pipe organ

Where a woman fucks a pipe on the pipe organ. Activity is limited to venues that just happen to have a pipe organ or 2 lying around.

I was locking up the church at night after choir practice. When I was sure everyone was out of the building I snuck up to the choir loft and started , playing the pipe organ. Boy that key of 'c'will. Never be the same again!

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021

Gandalf pipe

An uncircumcised penis

Yo! He’s got a Gandalf Pipe!

by Table Water Deer September 3, 2023