When your getting a girl from behind, and you roughly insert your thumbs into her corn hole, hence the eye gouge.
by chunger July 13, 2011
Get the eye gougemug. A game played over IM between two insanely bored people. The first person says a dirty term and the second person must google image search that term (with safesearch filters off). Then the second person must send the first person a direct link to the picture to prove that they looked at it. After enough omg's, wtf's, and :O's, the second person will give the first person another dirty term and vice versa.
This game can seriously disturb, destroy, and lower your moral values.
This game can seriously disturb, destroy, and lower your moral values.
player1: wanna play iron eyes?
player2: okay.
player1: fat hentai chicks
player2. WTF
player1: do it you pussy
player2: ok ok hld on
(a minute later)
player2: WTF
player1: hahahahahah
player2: (link to picture)
player2: ok my turn
player2: ghetto cock
you get the drill
player2: okay.
player1: fat hentai chicks
player2. WTF
player1: do it you pussy
player2: ok ok hld on
(a minute later)
player2: WTF
player1: hahahahahah
player2: (link to picture)
player2: ok my turn
player2: ghetto cock
you get the drill
by xmetal May 14, 2009
Get the Iron Eyesmug. by Imdelulue May 20, 2023
Get the siren eyesmug. The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
Get the dotting the eyesmug. by Idoesthedo January 26, 2016
Get the Scissor eyesmug. When you have just eaten spicy food and without thinking rub or touch your eye(s), causing the capsaicin to induce an extreme burning discomfort.
by HeywoodJabloemi August 17, 2018
Get the Spicy Eyemug. Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?
Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!
Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!
Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!
Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the bollock eyesmug.