Clapped

Madly dumb like hella dumb

U are hella clapped get a job mate

by Clappedchild March 10, 2019

Finger-clapped

Sexual intercourse with the flanges.

"I finally snapped and finger-clapped that two I see at the bar."

by ChanceD April 10, 2021

clapped

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by RespectTheDripKaren April 16, 2021

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

Clapped

To be way more higher than usual (smoking weed)

I smoked 6 blunts yesterday and i was clapped

by Sbh50pesos401 January 14, 2019

Clapped

Beautiful and lovely

Yo g you looked clapped 😳🥵

by Jamié Hovers September 7, 2020

the "clap"

A slang term for gonorrhea.

That frat boy gave the "clap" to that whole sorority house.

by Cheladamama December 8, 2016