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matthew mason

an absoloute loser. no one likes him or wants to be near him. smells awful. 1/10
wow look at that matthew mason. what a fgt
by TotallyNotActuallySaleh June 3, 2018
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Matthew

The sweetest boy ever! Who has the nicest brown eyes, that has the cutest freckles. They are awesome boyfriends, who always want a reason to be with their girl. Matthew's are cute, kind, smart, and warmhearted. They are so funny and have the best smiles that brighten up your day. He swears but it's cute.
Random girl: Can you help me with a math question?
Matthew: Of course
by dountshopbitch67 June 7, 2018
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Matthew Roughsedge

A Lego headed bean that no one loves and should get bummed
“Oh so you know Matthew Roughsedge ye he’s a right Lego head
by Matts a gimp June 11, 2018
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matthew pickering

Professional hunter
Preferred weapon: Front right section of any capable vehicle
Preferred prey: Dogs
Gonna go do some “matthew pickering” this weekend
by jcv2001 July 28, 2019
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Matthew

A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares. Will have the best relationships with someone named Sarah, Courtney or Bri/Bree.
Oh look Matthew is looking very handsome!
by Asheritu November 6, 2019
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Matthew

People who buy $15 and never eat any of it
Bob:Wow he ate none of his chicken tenders
Jack:His name must be Matthew
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Matthew

Guy 1- what the fuck, get off my girl
Guy 2-yeah you matthew
by COOCHIESLAYER999 November 11, 2019
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