matthew minassian

see; thot

They’re such a Matthew Minassian

by ih8matthewminassian April 2, 2018

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Matthew

A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.

See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew

See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.

Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.

by MexMexMexTentacionMexMexMex May 23, 2018

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Matthew

Sexy fuckboy you will learn to love and hate

Yo look at Matthew!

by Dripdrip. May 28, 2018

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matthew pickering

Professional hunter
Preferred weapon: Front right section of any capable vehicle
Preferred prey: Dogs

Gonna go do some “matthew pickering” this weekend

by jcv2001 July 28, 2019

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A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares. Will have the best relationships with someone named Sarah, Courtney or Bri/Bree.

Oh look Matthew is looking very handsome!

by Asheritu November 6, 2019

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