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Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long
by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023
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Matt

The of the coolest five minutes of the anime Death Note, his real name Mail Jeevas.

Also known as the thirty second guy, he's a minor character that aids Mello in the Takada kidnapping.

Matt is a cool dude with a PSP and striped shirt, but unfortunately he got gunned down by like 20 bodyguards.
Person 1: Dude, do you know who Matt is from Death Note?
Person 2: Who is he? I keep seeing his name pop out on AO3 Death Note fanfiction.
Person 1: You know, yellow goggles dude. He appeared when Mello kidnapped Takada.
by Panic Manifest September 19, 2020
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Matt

He looks like a llama and he is a simp.
Hey. This is Matt and he is a simp
by Anonymous alien August 23, 2020
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Matt Teeter

Literally a scientist. Dude is hella smart!
Bill Nye is smart, but Matt Teeter is even smarter!
by ItsEro November 14, 2020
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Matt

A guy who when you meet him will tell you that he is a sure thing, and then he will proceed to be the least sure thing ever in your life. He will tell you that you are special and rare and then make you feel like the most worthless nothing ever. He will make things up and lie to you just to avoid you. He wants nothing to do with you and will make that very clear. He will tell you that meeting you was the worst ten seconds of his life and that he would rather die than ever meet you again. Matt will seem to be different at first, but he is just like any other guy. He will break your heart into a million pieces and then stomp on it for no reason other than the fact that you liked him.
When I met Matt, he was one of the only guys who talked to me like I was a human being. I thought I liked him, but he started talking to me like I was a 2 dollar hooker. He traumatized me with the way he spoke to me.
by Missing December 21, 2024
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matt chauncey

A badass muthafucka who will beat the shit outta anybody in douglas or anywhere and it dont matter if your a woman you will get your ass whooped too
He bro what happend to him matt chauncey whopped his ass bro
by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020
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Matt Ox

Matthew Oxford Known as matt ox a internet sensation who was seen as a meme but established himself as an all time great by collating with Big Sosa (chief keef) & The great xxxtentacion 😁 Matt ox is making the biggest comeback of the year and is well respected
You know Matt Ox? Yeah He’s a god
by issddd November 23, 2021
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