Girl Math

A money-spending primitive mostly young girls use while shopping

Girl 1: I got myself 3 new shirts yesterday!
Girl 2: That must've been expensive. How come?
Girl 1: The first shirt was 50 dollars off, and the second and third were 20 dollars each, so how could i say no to 10 free bucks?
Girl 2: GIRL MATH!!!

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

math

A FUcking horrible and dangerous endangerment to whole humanity, aka Earth extinction, global warming, toba catastrophe, etc. its actually acronym for: murdering, arguments, tyrannical, hellish

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english: Hello psychopath called "math"
english: Who likes you?
math: Um
math: Square root of -1
english:i dotn speak math wtf
math: It means imaginary because you cant multiply something to a negative value, negative value is visually nonexistent in physical form of geometrical shapes.
english: I didnt fucking ask for an explanation i just want you to speak NORMALLY
math: ok

spanish: como estas bueno amigos/amigas, how ya doing
english: help this dumass called "math"
spanish: what
science: hes been pretty psychopathic more than me
spanish: o k

by imakeweirddefinitions April 6, 2023

math sickness

The stressed and exhausted feeling you get from being in math class too long.

I was in class so long I was starting to get math sickness

by Tmax03 February 6, 2019

math

the stupidest shit youll have to learn

i like math!

by wholikesmath April 7, 2021

MATH

Math means, MENTAL ABUSE THATS HARD. We all, most of us hate it for that reason, we can just use calculators. THATS FINAL

I hate math because it’s mentally abusive that’s hard

by Tiktok girl October 13, 2019

Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.

Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.

by Numerati August 4, 2024

Math

M- Mental
A- Abuse
T- To
H- Humans

There you have it. it's mental abuse to humans.

"Wow, My teacher is lecturing me because I skipped her Math Class.

by Secret Freak January 31, 2014