Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots

A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.

by hewhocooks February 5, 2013

Math

It is the lesbian sister of biology

Son : Dad, what is math?
Dad : Son, math is just the lesbian sister of Biology

by mashd.potatoe June 10, 2018

Math

The most important but stupid and it mentally hurts my brain in abused my brain and it can do that to all the humans!
M-MENTAL

A-ABUSE
T-TO
H-HUMANS

Without a working knowledge of abstract or applied math, geeks wouldn't know how to seamlessly set up an online Wittypedia like Urban Dictionary—math is a necessary evil that allows us to enjoying the good things in life.

by _Ice_Wolf_Gaming November 9, 2018

Math rizz

Rizz that uses math in it

And example of maybe rizz is- Math is always talking about X and Y and never U and I. Then someone would state you got math rizz

by Kitkat 321 $ May 24, 2024

prevoc maths

A type of math that requires little to no effort you don't even have to show up.

Becky is in prevoc maths we best not be seen with her.

by peter jackson the thunderbolt June 15, 2018

MAL Math

Short for “Mar-a-Lago Math.” Questions that creative math educators love to pose to expose the dark businesses and malpractices that often take place there between Mr. Pinocchio and his entourage of rogue advisors and morally corrupt lawmakers: shady deals, illicit affairs, illegal storage of classified documents, doctored valuations, and the like.

One billion-dollar MAL math question that has divided real estate agents and bankers is the value of the notorious Floridian private club, which ranges wildly from $18 million to over $1 billion.

by Numerati December 10, 2023

Maths

The top-dog British twatty way of saying the inferior math.

"Maths is shit better than math, innit bruv?"

by morgiemuscle March 22, 2024