Magical Stony Pony

An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.

High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!

by Tiny_She_Titan February 2, 2013

Black magic weaboo

A female that wears black and watches too much anime.

I am sexually attracted to a Black magic weaboo

by ur_fav_black_sheep January 31, 2018

Magic the gathering

The worlds gayest card game to ever walk to the earth played by gay people

My friend played Magic the gathering he’s gay

by Predton December 5, 2019

Magic 8 Ball

Asshole

The Magic 8 Ball is an asshole

by Twentyonesinnersatthedisco August 4, 2017

The Joker's Magic Trick

A sexy magic trick in where you tell your partner that you are going to make your "dork" disappear. You pull it out and slam hers/his face down onto it, mouth wide open, and presto, it disappeared...it's magic!

Last night I gave my bitch the Joker's Magic Trick. She's still trying to figure out how I did it.

by Smokin' Joker October 28, 2008

magice the gathering

Magic the Gathering

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Have a magical day

A less crude way to say, "Have a Disney day." To be used after Lisa's answering machine salutation is ruined by the revelation of double a entendre.

Thanks, Scott, now I can't say, "Have a disney day." What can I say now? I've got it, Have a magical day! Now DON'T ruin that one for me.

by smr101 July 31, 2006