Magical Stony Pony

An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.
High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
by Tiny_She_Titan February 02, 2013
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Black magic weaboo

A female that wears black and watches too much anime.
I am sexually attracted to a Black magic weaboo
by ur_fav_black_sheep January 31, 2018
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magic glow box

He believes whatever the magic glow box tells him to believe. ... all those commercials on TV and radio without having them pop up elsewhere, ...

Wish I hadn't turned on the magic glow box ....
by RoBky January 17, 2011
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show me magic

1. Look at dem two bitches fightin! PULL OUT SHERIKAS WEAVE GURL! SHOW ME MAGIC!
2. Hey sexy, let me tap that ass. Show me magic, show me magic.
3. Nigga I gave you yo money last fucking week! Nigga show me magic! BITCH!
4. Ohhh so you wanna piece of me? SHOW ME MAGIC! BITCH! SHOW IT!
by woopdatrick July 28, 2008
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The Joker's Magic Trick

A sexy magic trick in where you tell your partner that you are going to make your "dork" disappear. You pull it out and slam hers/his face down onto it, mouth wide open, and presto, it disappeared...it's magic!
Last night I gave my bitch the Joker's Magic Trick. She's still trying to figure out how I did it.
by Smokin' Joker September 12, 2008
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