An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.
High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
by Tiny_She_Titan February 2, 2013
Get the Magical Stony Ponymug. He believes whatever the magic glow box tells him to believe. ... all those commercials on TV and radio without having them pop up elsewhere, ...
Wish I hadn't turned on the magic glow box ....
Wish I hadn't turned on the magic glow box ....
by RoBky January 18, 2011
Get the magic glow boxmug. by Predton December 5, 2019
Get the Magic the gatheringmug. 
A sexy magic trick in where you tell your partner that you are going to make your "dork" disappear. You pull it out and slam hers/his face down onto it, mouth wide open, and presto, it disappeared...it's magic!
by Smokin' Joker October 28, 2008
Get the The Joker's Magic Trickmug. 
A less crude way to say, "Have a Disney day." To be used after Lisa's answering machine salutation is ruined by the revelation of double a entendre.
Thanks, Scott, now I can't say, "Have a disney day." What can I say now? I've got it, Have a magical day! Now DON'T ruin that one for me.
by smr101 July 31, 2006
Get the Have a magical daymug.