master bung blaster

Sensei of all ass pounding, fudge-packing, stromboli boys. Known to lurk in the shadows of elementary bathrooms awaiting tender bungs. A.K.A. Walter "Marvin".

Hey Timmy, I wouldn't go in there. MB squared is on the prowl.

by The Old Man (Slurth) April 21, 2005

pipe master tony

Pipe master tony is a person who sucks dick for crack money. He is also known for his very dry chaped lips and crusty ass hands. Pipe master is also known to carry all types of disease and is very loud. Pipe meaning both crack pipe and penis.

Yo is that pipe master tony
Yeah it is, don't let him near your pipe

by Michael dobson December 24, 2007

douche master flex

A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.

You my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

jam master j

one who is possible the best jammer around and will often be asked wow can i be more like you jam master j but this boy only rides with real bitches

well ollie payne is the original jam master j and he has been known to give many a girl pleasure

by a fit girl January 11, 2005

Hot-Pocket Master

A person, usually a male college student, with an extraordinary ability to make Hot-Pockets.

Qualifitcations include:

Possessing a drivers license(needed to go to the market to get the Hot-Pockets)

A car(also needed to obtain Hot-Pockets)

A freezer(needed to store Hot-Pockets)

A microwave/oven(needed to prepare Hot-Pockets)

Alex is obviously a Hot-Pocket Master whereas Morgan is not.

by BarberShop May 21, 2008

master dick slinger

a dude with a self-confident attitude that causes him to know he is awesome(at everything)espacially at slinging meat/having sex.mostly true master dick slingers dont get much practice but when they have sex they can make most girls cum hard

jeremy:im a master dick slinger im fuckin awesome
tiffany(to her friends):i came so hard last night it ran down my legs

by tjje4ever November 6, 2010

Truth or Dare Master

One who pwns in all matters truth and/or dare related.

Tony crawls into bed with Madeleine's slumbering father. "I'm sorry," he says. "It's just this truth or dare thing."

Tony is thus crowned the Truth or Dare Master.

by Fatimeh December 9, 2008