The three Vital M's are Three main Basic things every one does when there on a computer, laptop , or PDA. Theese Three vitals Are
1) Msn
2)Munchies
3)Music
They can be in any order
1) Msn
2)Munchies
3)Music
They can be in any order
by Shikagray April 5, 2010
Get the The three vital m'smug. by the one and onlay July 3, 2003
Get the j/m/smug. 
by Jess February 15, 2005
Get the M*A*S*H*mug. Usually found in text and iMessage, these people use super cute, adorable, hilarious, charming bitmojis that inaccurately portray who they are in person - whether it’s their looks or personality. This is a common tactic used in online dating before 2 people meet.
An aggressive form of being bitmo-m-g’d involves friending the other person on Snapchat to enable the couples feature on Bitmoji. This allows the abuser to send imaginary-fantasy-relationship like bitmojis to the victim in order for them to say “awwwwww 😍”, thus creating a false sense of hope of what it would be like as a couple in person. Bitmo-m-g’d is a serious crime in 1.37 states as it is a form of mental abuse and is punishable up to a lifetime ban of using the popular messaging feature if found to be abused under the Internet Crime Act Commission. In Section IC.1101 - this stands true for both abuse of emojis and bitmojis.
An aggressive form of being bitmo-m-g’d involves friending the other person on Snapchat to enable the couples feature on Bitmoji. This allows the abuser to send imaginary-fantasy-relationship like bitmojis to the victim in order for them to say “awwwwww 😍”, thus creating a false sense of hope of what it would be like as a couple in person. Bitmo-m-g’d is a serious crime in 1.37 states as it is a form of mental abuse and is punishable up to a lifetime ban of using the popular messaging feature if found to be abused under the Internet Crime Act Commission. In Section IC.1101 - this stands true for both abuse of emojis and bitmojis.
Best girlfriend: Oh no! What’s wrong girl??! Why are you crying??
Victim: I just broke up with him 😭
Best girlfriend: I’m sorry! Why didn’t it work?? You two looked so happy in your bitmojis!
Victim: 😭 I don’t know 😭 ... he ... he ... he just ended being a different person. In Bitmoji, he was this hot, cute, silly little 2D cartoon on my phone ... in person - not so much. This is so embarrassing, I can’t believe I got bitmo-m-g’d 😭😭😭
Victim: I just broke up with him 😭
Best girlfriend: I’m sorry! Why didn’t it work?? You two looked so happy in your bitmojis!
Victim: 😭 I don’t know 😭 ... he ... he ... he just ended being a different person. In Bitmoji, he was this hot, cute, silly little 2D cartoon on my phone ... in person - not so much. This is so embarrassing, I can’t believe I got bitmo-m-g’d 😭😭😭
by joeyIC1101 July 30, 2019
Get the bitmo-m-g’dmug. by hypo-chix! June 20, 2008
Get the whoa-m-gmug. by KURRRROOOOMMI April 10, 2022
Get the Jessie M Pomamug.