turd life

Turd life: If you live the turd life you are the absolute shit. You are awesome. You are always on Dejanae Dillard and Zawanna Bailey's level.

The way a bad bitch or a boss nigga lives. Living like larry the lobster. Living like you dont have any cares while your swag is on point. Thats how you live the turd life.

by djtooawesome123 March 27, 2014

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sheltered life

Someone who lives a secluded life from things deemed "inappropriate" by adults.

Nate Bicksler Was Not Here!!! Jarod Was. Ðeathsvalet too

Nate: Lets have lots of sex!!!!
Michael: What is sex?!?!?!?!?!?
Nate: you live a sheltered life.

by TheXboxGamerMC May 18, 2015

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the meaning of life

Bacon

Jeff: Hay i figured out what the meaning of life is
Jim: Ok what is it
Jeff: Bacon
Jim: Aye aye my brother

by Carl Bob III May 28, 2014

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Skimp Life

Nothing every really works out for you on a day-to-day basis. Things never go well but you roll with it anyway. When you get to the beach, it rains. When you withdraw money from the bank, it's a gamble if you'll get an insufficient funds fee. When you do have five dollars, you have to decide if you want substinance for life (food) or some brews. (You always choose brews.)

"Dude you just got shat on by a bird." -Yea I know, skimp life.

"How many tall boys you gonna buy?" Well I have enough money for one hot pocket or three beers so it looks like I'm drinkin.

"Skiiiiiiimp Liiiiiiife"

by DJ ADDaBOY June 04, 2010

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