dry lander 

1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.

Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.

My conversation with Mary was going so well that I was forced to pull a dry lander.

dry lander by Lord Berling July 28, 2007

Lander 

A name given to those who "land" on a lot of women. To be more specific, as much as every single woman in existence.

Man 1: Lander really lives by his name! He has slept with every single girl on earth!

Man 2: On earth? Rumours tell that he'll be "landing" on Mars soon!
Man 1:Well, he has my blessing. That guy has one hell of an endurance.

Lander by Chainsaw_Vader June 21, 2011

Mays Landing 

Bustiling suburb of Atlantic City in Southern New Jersey. There are two sides of Mays Landing. The first side is the side most visitors see that has the Hamilton Mall and the movie theatre. The other side, while it has downtown Mays Landing, is nothing but trees and the occasional housing development here and there. The second side is also known to shoobies from Philadelphia who enjoy clogging the streets to take a short cut to Ocean City on the weekends.

Hey lets cut through Mays Landing and shave 5 minutes off of our trip to Ocean City. They wont mind.

Mays Landing by JK255 January 2, 2010

landbiscuit 

The famous racing whale

That movie "Whale Rider" is about landbiscuit, the famous racing whale.

landbiscuit by roundsquare February 10, 2004

landmonster 

A person so large and/or fat that when you are close to them, you think of them less as an individual and more as a dangerous obstacle. Concerns include being crushed, knocked over, sat on, suffocated, etc.

On the way up, this huge landmonster got in and we were all squeezed up against the walls. I thought she was going to break the elevator.

landmonster by Rick Was Here June 13, 2009

landmate 

Someone who lives on the same property/piece of land that you own or rent, but lives in a separate building/abode/crib/dwelling/shack/home.

My landmate will surely miss his flatmate.

landmate by Helioaqua December 14, 2009

Landception 

When you have islands within islands.

Treasure Island, Ontario is an example of landception as the world's largest island in a lake in an island in a lake

Landception by Blahbox July 19, 2011