Christopher's Law

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.

Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!

by Harvek July 29, 2023

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Alex Law

Having a predetermined date for when the relationship is going to end.

Baby I’m a senior and you’re a underclassman but I’m going to have to Alex Law you when I graduate

by TheTruth20019 January 11, 2019

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Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".

Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"

by Hattimus July 7, 2023

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Sean’s Law

Another way of stating Murphy’s law, in that, if there is a chance anything good can happen, it absolutely will not come true.

Guy 1: “Bro there’s a chance that my parents are going to be out of town this weekend, I’m going to get a chance to hang out Jessica!”

Guy 2: “Fingers crossed bro, but don’t forget Sean’s law”

by PubicHairManiac October 28, 2022

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dumbfuck law

Similar to Goodwin's Law. Any discussion pointing out a countries problems will include, within the first 20 comments, a reference to how the USA is worse with regard to that particular problem.

First proposed on slashdot

China has a bad pollution problem.

Applying dumbfuck law: Yeah, but its no where near as bad as America's love of the Hummer.

by mr xqzy January 15, 2013

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