Law gender

A sexual identity that allows people the ability to ignore all laws and rules with no consequences

Cop: you’re under arrest for murder!
Me: actually I’m law gender so it’s ok!
Cop: oh my apologies, you’re free to go!

by Yupinmywhitetee November 2, 2020

Kayla’s law

When you see something on the internet that reminds you of them because they are obsessed with it, so you have to show them.

I saw this funny meme and I had to share it with you because Kayla’s law

by izanagi420 December 26, 2020

Holdfast's Law

Whenever I suggest a game. I am correct.

Damn Hell let loose is great! That's holdfast's law in action!

by HLL? December 30, 2020

Carson's Law

The tendency for Minecraft Youtubers/Streamers to be pedophiles or groomers.

A: Have you heard that X was grooming his underage fans?
B: Classic Carson's Law.

by WuwBuz January 5, 2021

Andrew's Law

As the assets under management of an investment company goes up, the name gets equally dumber.

WisdomTree Trust is an example of Andrew's Law. They manage a lot of money, but their name is fucken dumb.

by Resistant January 6, 2021

Orangeman's Law

The basis that the longer a conversation continues the more probable it is one of the participants change the subject of conversation to Donald Trump.

These damn dark web intellectuals always be breaking Orangeman's Law on every single podcast.

by christostef January 7, 2021

Karmazov's Law

The inverse relationship of the real state of an interpersonal relationship proportional to the projected state of said relationship on social media; named after redditor j_karmazov who studied the phenomena.

A: "I feel so sorry for Brad; he's been so miserable after marrying Stacy."
B: "I know, right. But they seem so happy in all of her Instagram photos?"
A: "That's just for appearances, I guess. Karmazov's Law, and all that."

by ImaginaryGabe January 7, 2021