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jingleshit

exclamation. holiday annoyance, n. people who like the holidays that piss off the ones who don't, v. trying to cheer up someone suffering holiday depression
I don't give a jingleshit if you want to light up every freakin' inch of the property!

My boss is such a jingleshit for making me be a secret santa at the office party.

My BFF won't leave me to my grumpy attitude during the holidays so he jingleshits all over me.
by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016
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Jungle Juice

Initially, tiger seimen
Damn that girl took way to much jungle juice last night
by Batman&Robin007 February 13, 2017
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jungle munchkin

A 'jungle munchkin' is that friend who can swing from tree to tree like nobodys business but is around 5' tall.
Holy shit that kid just tarzanned his way across those trees, what a jungle munchkin.
by AWildShrimp March 22, 2017
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Jungle pillow

When you haven’t shaved your pubic area for a number of weeks and you’re having sexual intercourse with 3 persons and while penetrating one from the behind you beat said person repeatedly with a pillow
I haven’t shaved in 3 months and I just got new pillows y’all fit for a jungle pillow
by LemonSwirl September 3, 2017
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jungle smart

an alternative to street smart, but relating to knowledge about the tropical, forest, nature, etc.

This is definition is inspired by Alexia St(upid)erescu.
You need jungle smart to capable of surviving in the jungles.
by narclas September 12, 2017
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jungle trunk

"He got a jungle trunk, girl."
by molarflunky36 September 12, 2017
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Jingles

A quite wel known World of Tanks/Warships YouTuber, most famous for being unable to remember anything he was planning to say in his videos and call everyone whose name he is unable to pronounce Dave. He is the type of person to go on an easter egg hunt, find Persian rugs, well made desert beds and then miss the giant battleship parked on the Himmelsdorf map.
Oh for crying out loud Dave use your eyes, the Bismarck’s right there. Seriously what are you, a Jingles?!
by Ik ben een liefhebber van kaas October 16, 2017
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