Michael Jackson

A famous pop singer that began his career in the 70's. He has become one of the main people to insult if you want to fit into the crowd, even though said crowd is full of morons anyway. If he was guilty of child molestation, there would probably be at least a few members of the jury that found him guilty, based on what we call 'evidence'. You know, the legal term for proof that one did something. Everyone just goes by common opinion, which just shows modern-day human stupidity.

Michael Jackson was found not guilty of these crimes. The word "not" being the nullification of the word "guilty". If you can't understand something that simple, I don't really know what to say.

by Spirit Pyromaniac July 15, 2008

Samuel L. Jackson

Somebody who, if you are white, would probably make you kill yourself if you had to sit across from them on a train.

Samuel L. Jackson: Say what one more time mothafucka

by jrich69 May 21, 2006

Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club

The coolest club in the universe!

I wish I was in the Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club!

by Anynomus February 26, 2004

Lamar Jackson

Someone who can't follow through with winning the Super Bowl and loses after winning 14 games straight.

Nothing compared to the GOAT TOM BRADY.

Matthew: Yo Ravens are gonna win this year!
Sanj: No way loser, they're about to pull a Lamar Jackson.

by YooOOooOoooo2 January 25, 2020

lake jackson handshake

Grabbing the nearest dick handy and pumping for all your worth.

I wasn't expecting it, but suddenly in the middle of class, he gave me a Lake Jackson Handshake

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

Mark Jackson

An awkward action done at the end of a date. Usually associated with a fist pump or a high five. The action is totally unexpected to the receiver of the mark jackson, and comes natural to the person doing it. The person giving the mark jackson is blissfully unaware of the action, and as a result has no idea that the action resulted in a total loss of social respect from the person's peers.

John: Did you hear what happened at the end of Heather's date?
Connor: No, did she kiss him? It was only the first date
John: Dude she told me that he said good bye and gave her a fist pump!
Connor: Oh man she just got Mark Jacksoned!!!

by Jate77q August 24, 2010

dirty michael jackson

The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.

hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.

by theepicpeenlord69 March 23, 2021