Furby's Law

Cater to dumbasses by being a dumbass

Furby's Law at it again, this belongs in my spam folder.

by z00kery October 4, 2018

“call the law”

Phrase used by elder southern folks (usually women) meaning to call the police.

“Don’t come back here or I’ll “call the law”

by TTGRAMMAR July 23, 2022

dorian law

the unwritten rule.

when an animal lays on you; you are not allowed to get up. this is the dorian law

Hey Buddy, can you get me a soda?

Can't. Dorian law states I can't move.

by zingery July 26, 2020

Hall's Law

The phenomenon goes that when there are two male best friends, only one of them can have success with a girl at a time.

Jason: Hey that girl I met last night didn't text me back.
Connor: Wow. The girl I met 3 nights ago just texted me back saying her phone was lost and she was anxious to text me back.
Jason: Dude. Hall's Law.

by bolognaeggs January 20, 2016

kieran law

Has a penis the size of the eiffel towers in italy. Will not hesitate to question your christianity.

Kieran law is here again, beware, hide your bible

by mrbeepboy January 9, 2018

Poppletons Law

Poppletons Law - An often used employment caveat in which fuckwits of no education, qualifications, experience or knowledge find themselves in high job positions basically because their face fits.

Poppletons Law “ how the fuck did that idiot go from floor cleaner to director in two years?”
“ Nice tits so they used Poppletons Law”

by JonnyBatman May 24, 2023

Frog's Law

A corollary of Bidoof's Law that states: you can always count on a TERF who engages in online trolling to be a minor.

There is a certain catharsis in knowing that some of the internets most hateful trolls are just dumb kids. Just the other day I saw a thread of TERF memes on twitter. Low and behold, the user was a minor. Frog's Law strikes again.

by Gay Frög October 23, 2020