bed it and wed it

A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.

I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.

by Rynesdad May 16, 2018

Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.

"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."

by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012

Bed Yoga

Sex.

Sometimes a nice session of bed yoga is just what ya need.

by basedmeant December 18, 2024

Bed Lasagne

Sexy times

Bro you should come out tonight, Mash Gang are having an open bar

"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"

Say less bro. Say less.

by ichbintimothy April 24, 2023

bed bandit

One who drunkenly passes out on another's bed or couch without permission.

Keri passed out on the couch after the party, fucking bed bandit.

by ThorV April 12, 2016

burn recovery bed

A specialized medical equipment designed to provide optimal care and comfort for patients recovering from burn injuries.

A burn recovery bed is better than my bed.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

bed wine

(noun) the final glass of wine for the evening that you enjoy alone, usually in bed.

It's been a day so I am just going to enjoy this bed wine and pass out.

by reel tlk July 21, 2022