Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020
The definition of aids.
Jeff -'Mate, u want a shit meme?'
Shrek -'No'
Jeff -'cash me outside how bout dat'
Shrek -'fuck off dickhead'
Shrek -'No'
Jeff -'cash me outside how bout dat'
Shrek -'fuck off dickhead'
by Shrek is crepes. February 17, 2017
by Philip mcrevest April 01, 2021
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"
"No."
"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."
"OH. I'M STUPID."
"No."
"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."
"OH. I'M STUPID."
by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 10, 2018
You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.
by *Cough* *Cough* April 19, 2016
by Omgiceagafm May 24, 2021
1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it
by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021