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honey bear

1. when it comes to queer masc people, a honey bear is kind of like a bear, but typically has some variation from the standard super hairy guy. a honey bear is just as big and bulky, but is less hairy and/or less traditionally masculine in demeanor. while a bear is a well-known and well-documented archetype in queer history, the honey bear is truly underrated. honey bears, much like bears, can also be any height! body positivity is everything, and honey bears should be cherished for their hotness!

2. honey bear can also be a term of endearment! cute, huh?
me: I hooked up with a cute 40 year old dude from sniffies last night! he was a honey bear
Ray: what's a honey bear?
me: oh, well you know how I'm an otter, since I'm a smaller dude with a forest of chest hair? a honey bear is like a bear but less hairy and/or less masc. I was way hairier than him and he was vibing hard with it!

Scott: hey honey bear!
James: aww hey handsome
by jeauseph February 3, 2024
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Honey blumpkin

A blumpkin given in a porta potty (aka Honey bucket)
The porta-potty after the marathon was piled with a pyramid of poo, but my girl was still willing to give me a honey blumpkin.
by JazzyJen April 11, 2024
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fire honey

layla: Roddy ricch is such a fire honey
by kylah100173838 May 13, 2022
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Honey Baked Ham

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.
Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.
by India Garden March 24, 2020
mugGet the Honey Baked Hammug.

Glazed honey bun

I hate when I have to sit with a glazed honey bun
So I was talking to my boyfriend in the car and hot really hot. Then into the restaurant to meet my parents it became a glazed honey bun.
by groovy2me November 30, 2023
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Honey dick

A dick where the forskin exceeds the length and girth of the meat of the penis. This kind of dick resembles a honey stick, and henceforth a “honey dick”.
“Omg! Alexander Platsen has got such a honey dick!”
by Ass-mus February 26, 2021
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hot honey cream cheese

Term that describes having a UTI and a yeast infection at the same time.
"I wore my thong wetsuit too long yesterday and now I need to go to the gyno for a prescription to clear up this hot honey cream cheese."
by roxxy403 March 16, 2024
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