Auto-Goon

To have a wet dream, thus your body gooned for you automatically

I was about to goon all day and night on thr first day of December, but my body already auto-gooned for me making me wet in the morning.

by Trashcan47 February 18, 2026

Goon Dust

Goon dust the powder residue left when Old Goons slaps her Old Minge To Dave

Oh no look at that messy goon dust on the sofa

by Carlos de la Cerda February 21, 2026

Goon Slapped

When a goon gets slapped hard and cries for days.

Goon slapped and upset

by Carlos de la Cerda February 22, 2026

Gosford Flicker Goon

When in PBL u pretend to drop a pen and duck under the table to flicker goon by swinging ur stethoscope onto ur glans and then u listen to it to hear some feedback. Can also apply to situations where you want to flicker goon from a prominently visible location to let other Gosfordians see (AT YOUR OWN RISK). Flicker gooning in the anat lab may RAISE ur CORTISOL and lead to JAIL TIME.

AAY: yo bro i wanna hit a gosford flicker goon fuck these foids
Gosfordians: what

by flickergooner457 February 24, 2026

Goon-ee

A goon-ee is the person or object of a gooner, someone who is gooning.

My partner confessed gooning to me last night, I love being a goon-ee!

by Bacardi Pete February 25, 2026