by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 1, 2018

When you constantly have Dick on your mind
You seem to be attracted to Dick with/without any experience with it
Normally used to describe sexual aroused idea or situation
You seem to be attracted to Dick with/without any experience with it
Normally used to describe sexual aroused idea or situation
by That.bad.BISHHH December 25, 2020

When a military service member has been deployed and away from family for so long that they start to lose their mind.
Dude, Bert is starting to act really fuckin' weird....
Yeah man I think he's got 'Deployment Fever'...
Yeah man I think he's got 'Deployment Fever'...
by Bertc February 28, 2010

When your so down bad for Kaiden and everything he says and does makes you want to scream bc he's so hot and like he can do anything to you and you wouldn't even care
by xxhopes March 16, 2023

(applies to certain people only) when a person you used to have a crush, situationship or any other type of romantic history's birthday comes up, you suddenly think about them and feelings reemerge. for some, these feelings dissipate again, but for some no. (only applies if you know this person's birthday)
example: I started thinking about Logan a few days ago and I thought I was over him, but turns out it was just birthday fever.
by anonymous July 22, 2023

It’s when certain neighbours of Algeria become so obsessed with the Algerian culture and history that it almost feels like an illness that suppresses their brain activity, so they think the issues between governments means there has to be issues between the people.
Ahmed: Hey have you seen that guy? He commented on every video I posted hating on Algeria, is he rage-baiting?
Wassim: No, poor thing just has the Algerian fever! :(
Ahmed: may he recover soon!
Wassim: No, poor thing just has the Algerian fever! :(
Ahmed: may he recover soon!
by Leens32 March 17, 2024
