Forget Fortnite February

noun; The month of February where people have to refrain from playing Fortnite for the whole month. After the month is over you can continue.

Ninja is gonna fail Forget Fortnite February.

by Nightmemes December 21, 2018

Foreskin Fungus February

This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.

Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

finger free february

just like no nut november, but for women, they don't finger themselves for a whole month.

Hey, it's finger free february soon, are you ready to go a whole month without fingering yourself?

by edgymofo December 15, 2021

February 6, 1966

The day a legend was born, the most powerful man with the strongest following was born to bring greatness upon this world.

Dude, I wish I was born on February 6, 1966.

by himynamajef October 22, 2019

February 31

The day that comes once a year where you can masterbait at school and fuck people in corners. It's like the purge but sexual laws are the only ones that are legal for 24 hours.

On this day you can fuck your family and get 8 women pregnant.

It is also a day of exploring. You can try fucking different ages, sexs, or cultures.

Samantha: hey Patricia, you wanna smash tomorrow

Patricia: first of all, I'm your sister second I'm straight

Samantha: but tomorrow is February 31

Patricia: oh ya!

*turns 12 am*

Samantha: *gets strap-on and fucks Patricia until her vagina is torn in two*

Patricia:*never able to walk again* oh hell ya, February 31 is now officially my favourite day!

by Snoff666 October 30, 2019

Family Friendly February

It’s an event starting February 1 until February 28/29 where you can’t swear for a whole month

Jeff: Fuck this girl dude
Bob: Yo remember it’s Family Friendly February u can’t swear or you are out.

by Glaceon4721 November 19, 2018

Forbidden Finger February

This challenge is meant to be the female version of No Nut November. Females are not allowed to finger their diddly doo. They also can't be fingered by someone else.

Guy 1: I'm about to finger my girlfriend.
Guy 2: No don't do that, it's forbidden. This is the month of Forbidden Finger February. Jeez, respect the women.

by Xylmmuz December 4, 2018