putting a coat of paint on the door

Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.

Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.

by fredthebigreddog October 28, 2015

Hold Da Door People

One who ask others to hold da door so they can see if da welfare checks come in here.

Hold da door mf so I ca axed if da welfare checks come in here.

by Anonymous August 08, 2003

Irish Door

the, often times, brick wall that appears to be the door next to it while under the influence.

McGarrity: Jaysus what happened to your head Malachy?
O'Riley: Oh, he tried walking through the irish door downstairs.

by finely28 December 11, 2009

Walking through the door

Walking through the door is do copy someone else because you want to be safe instead of taking a risk.

I followed Max into the door because I knew if I didn't, Alexhole would lay a trap down for me.

by Downvoting Victim July 20, 2005

Back Door Blood Belch

The outcome of a forced anal entry, results in bleeding. After passing wind forms a bloody belch.

Timmy raped his father resulting in a back door blood belch.

by Serial45 August 05, 2010

about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

by shakneekwa October 13, 2005

1/72 of a celestial door prize

This refers to a virgin; because of the supposed awarding of 72 virgins to Muslims who die in a jihad.

She's 25; and still 1/72 of a celestial door prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head November 12, 2007