Irish Door

the, often times, brick wall that appears to be the door next to it while under the influence.

McGarrity: Jaysus what happened to your head Malachy?
O'Riley: Oh, he tried walking through the irish door downstairs.

by finely28 December 11, 2009

Walking through the door

Walking through the door is do copy someone else because you want to be safe instead of taking a risk.

I followed Max into the door because I knew if I didn't, Alexhole would lay a trap down for me.

by Downvoting Victim August 10, 2005

Back Door Blood Belch

The outcome of a forced anal entry, results in bleeding. After passing wind forms a bloody belch.

Timmy raped his father resulting in a back door blood belch.

by Serial45 August 6, 2010

about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

by shakneekwa October 14, 2005

1/72 of a celestial door prize

This refers to a virgin; because of the supposed awarding of 72 virgins to Muslims who die in a jihad.

She's 25; and still 1/72 of a celestial door prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 8, 2007

Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.

Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains

(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)

Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

Train: closes doors, and leaves

by JJthedicktionare April 7, 2021

Brown dog scratching at my door

I have to poop.

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

by Shatrabel June 16, 2010