John: Hey look it's an Oreo cookie.
Bob: Where do you think he's going, the biscuit convention?
John: HAHAHAHAHAH
Bob: Where do you think he's going, the biscuit convention?
John: HAHAHAHAHAH
by IDontliku January 17, 2019
Get the Oreo Cookiemug. A person who has surpassed the levels of "asshole," "shithead," and "douchebag," but has not yet reached the level of "fucker" or "motherfucker." A cunt cookie is the epitome of a complete ass of society.
"Dude, Trey slipped some raw doodoo in her sweet tea, then she drank it and contracted AIDS. What a cunt cookie."
by forevercha0s April 28, 2005
Get the cunt cookiemug. When you stick it up her butt, she shits, and you pull your cock out with the poo all over and jack off on her face
by kyle spejcher March 4, 2007
Get the cookie wranglermug. A semen cookie is when you offer your friend a cookie and they ask “what kind” and you reply “semen cookie” then they start yelling come get semen cookies my friends home made semen cookies.
Jim: want some cookies
Jeff: what kind
Jim: semen cookies
Jeff: everyone come get Jim’s semen cookies.
Jeff: what kind
Jim: semen cookies
Jeff: everyone come get Jim’s semen cookies.
by JeffandJimsemenCookies May 1, 2020
Get the Semen cookiesmug. by Adam Goldfish October 4, 2008
Get the Cookie Fingersmug. Pizza cookies are infamously known around the world to millions of gamers in the Guild Wars Prophecies, Factions , and Nightfall series, as well as many other online games. A pizza cookie is a phrase used by the ubber leet sauce players during any part of the game which warrants a cookie. Like clearing FoW or winning HoH GvG PvP and so on. Pizza is a highly nutritional food which fuels gamers into the night. Naturally a brilliant mind put the idea of cookies together with pizza and created the craze now spreading all over the world. Players offer virtual pizza cookies as a gesture of thanks.
Sir Jon C: " zomg! we just pwnd everything "
Big Fizzy: " NUKES FTW!!!!!!! "
Sir Jon C: " gj e1 "
Time of Dot: " PIZZA COOKIES !"
Big Fizzy: " PCs own "
Time of Dot: " well off to bed ive been playing for 38 hours "
/resign
Big Fizzy: " NUKES FTW!!!!!!! "
Sir Jon C: " gj e1 "
Time of Dot: " PIZZA COOKIES !"
Big Fizzy: " PCs own "
Time of Dot: " well off to bed ive been playing for 38 hours "
/resign
by FHunter March 28, 2007
Get the Pizza Cookiemug. a batch of cookies baked with pubic hairs; cookies that have been rubbed against your crotch preferably having obtained a few pubic hairs.
Go eat CROTCH COOKIES !!;
Manny: You want some cookies *tee hee*
Francisco: Sure *munch, munch*
Francisco: They taste weird . . . what do they have in them?
Manny: My pubes.;
Johnathan: Let's serve crotch cookies to Mr. Speno.
Jamon: Why?
Johnathan: Because i hate his bitch ass!
Manny: You want some cookies *tee hee*
Francisco: Sure *munch, munch*
Francisco: They taste weird . . . what do they have in them?
Manny: My pubes.;
Johnathan: Let's serve crotch cookies to Mr. Speno.
Jamon: Why?
Johnathan: Because i hate his bitch ass!
by Ritous C April 14, 2008
Get the crotch cookiesmug.