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Cargo Code 

Code that is very similar to cargo pants, i.e. appears to have utility to the person writing it but is an embarrassment to all others, opening the developer (or wearer in the case of cargo pants) to justifiable ridicule.
Cyril thought creating a factory with a bunch of if/else statements based on type was a great idea, while the rest of the team just used Ninject, laughing at it his use of Cargo Code. And he did it in cargo pants. Nerd.
Cargo Code by Ryan Ceee February 23, 2014
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Konami Code

The Konami Code is a cheat code that appears in many Konami video games, although the code also appears in some non-Konami games. The saying is: "Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start."
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start. The Konami Code is a cheat code that appears in many Konami video games, although the code also appears in some non-Konami games
Konami Code by -_unknown-_user_- January 25, 2016

Source Code Rape 

When you write source code and put it open to the public and someone objects to it or a maintaer for politcal reasons and tries to use a code of conduct to get you banned.
I wrote a patch to the Linux kernel but some feminist got rejected and source code raped me and Linus over her code being rejected because she is female. In truth she just had shitty code that caused a kernel panic. We got source code raped!

Drinking Code

The guidelines for the when, where, what and most importantly how much drink for and event or meeting. Similar to a dress code.

Whilst not always necessary, the 'drinking code' can prevent embarrassment of turning up absolutely smashed to a barbecue at 11am
Guest 1: are you going to that party on Saturday?
Guest 2: yeah, but do you know what the 'drinking code' is?
Guest 1: apparently it's more of a lunch thing so don't pre too hard
Drinking Code by sjnv July 10, 2016

Period Code 

When your girl is on her period

You cant not tease her, mess with her, be mean or piss her off 😂😂
I told my boyfriend its period code for him to not piss me off 😂
Period Code by Lilbubbles903 December 18, 2017

Uncle Code 

A binding code between you and your uncle which requires you to keep all secrets between eachother. Telling anyone will result in all trust being lost and possible punishment.
Uncle Dan: “I like TU4, but don’t tell anyone”
Niece Gen: “Of course I won’t. That’s what uncle code is for”
Uncle Code by LatinaBoo2002 March 5, 2019

Konami Code

When you fuck a person so hard, it’s unreal
“DUDE, I fucking Konami Coded her so hard last night, just up down, up down, left right, left right, a, b, start!”
Konami Code by Codedher April 26, 2019