hippo cock

most random shit ever used to annoy people

person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.

by Zissler March 19, 2021

cock suck

Chicken suck. Take it or leave it.

Kevin, stop the cock suck! You'll suffocate the Chicken!

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Cloudy Cock

When you're cloud watching and you see a cloud shaped like a penis. That's called a cloudy cock

Person 1: "Hey look, that cloud is shaped like a dick"

Person 2: "Haha yeah, it's a cloudy cock"

by cloudycocksRus August 7, 2021

cock smoothie

cut his cock off and blend it with strawberries

delicious !

girl 1: tommy's dick looks so good
girl 2: id love to make a cock smoothie out of it!

by kaylaluvsd August 30, 2021

cock fart

fart through the cock ;)

big sus cock fart, bust a cocky wocky farty warty

by shoottheprotesters June 8, 2021

Cock shed

It's a crap your version than a hen house and it's for Roosters instead of the chicken

Hey guys have you seen the fox hanging around the cock shed?

by Ivanlary July 7, 2021

cock me

When a female asks a male to put their dick in her ass.

She squat down and moaned, "cock me".

by pe.squat.cokc December 3, 2021