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hippo cock

most random shit ever used to annoy people
person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.
by Zissler March 19, 2021
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cock suck

Kevin, stop the cock suck! You'll suffocate the Chicken!
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Cloudy Cock

When you're cloud watching and you see a cloud shaped like a penis. That's called a cloudy cock
Person 1: "Hey look, that cloud is shaped like a dick"

Person 2: "Haha yeah, it's a cloudy cock"
by cloudycocksRus August 7, 2021
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cock smoothie

cut his cock off and blend it with strawberries

delicious !
girl 1: tommy's dick looks so good
girl 2: id love to make a cock smoothie out of it!
by kaylaluvsd August 30, 2021
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cock fart

fart through the cock ;)
big sus cock fart, bust a cocky wocky farty warty
by shoottheprotesters June 8, 2021
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Cock shed

It's a crap your version than a hen house and it's for Roosters instead of the chicken
Hey guys have you seen the fox hanging around the cock shed?
by Ivanlary July 7, 2021
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cock me

When a female asks a male to put their dick in her ass.
She squat down and moaned, "cock me".
by pe.squat.cokc December 3, 2021
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