by Anon Umis November 17, 2018
Get the Southside Christian Schoolmug. a gay person that likes men
by vboss11 March 20, 2019
Get the Christian Mitchellmug. A private K-12 christian school thats as biggeted as it is small. Were all the girls were skirts, bellow the knee. Run by an old inbred family who has the real control over the school.
1. Girl1: "This sucks. I have to put on this skirt today"
Girl2: "I want to get out of here! I hate Christian Heights"
Boy: "Haha you have to wear skirts and arent fit to put up lunch tables because im a man"
2. Girl from public school: "I almost feel sorry for those poor brainwashed children at christian Heights. But not quite there so biggeted."
Girl2: "I want to get out of here! I hate Christian Heights"
Boy: "Haha you have to wear skirts and arent fit to put up lunch tables because im a man"
2. Girl from public school: "I almost feel sorry for those poor brainwashed children at christian Heights. But not quite there so biggeted."
by Ms. Rodham July 24, 2011
Get the Christian Heightsmug. A dilemma faced by many young Christians today due to the confluence of current societal norms (i.e. getting married later in life) and the generally accepted Christian practice of abstaining from sex until after marriage.
Christians, as a general rule, don't start bumping uglies till the wedding night. This does present an issue for some of the more hormonal and excitable among them who just wanna get it on.
Christians, as a general rule, don't start bumping uglies till the wedding night. This does present an issue for some of the more hormonal and excitable among them who just wanna get it on.
I think Bill and Mary are suffering from Horny Christian Syndrome, they are getting married tomorrow and only met four months ago.
by Riico August 31, 2012
Get the Horny Christian Syndromemug. A "private" school in Baltimore county that advertises themselves everywhere because we can't really get anyone to join. Flat broke. No one knows or teaches anything that relates to life. Kids do it in the bathroom just like public school so it's honestly throwing the tuition in a black hole. Guys are nerds until about junior year because everyone has known everyone since they were 7 years old so no one has been verbally abused enough to make something good of themselves. Guys are geeks. Chicks are either sluts, wannabees, or nerdy emos. There's about 5 legitimate girls in the whole damn place. Not a desirable place to be & everyone wants out.
by youreawinner7 August 19, 2009
Get the perry hall christianmug. by Com'on Dog March 6, 2008
Get the Christian Butt Sexmug. The Christian’s Against Dinosaurs intelligence test is the world’s most advanced intelligence test created by a think tank of trolls in Great Britain.
The CAD IQ test identifies and logs people on Facebook who are of average intelligence, yet who think they are smarter than they are.
Here’s how the test works: If it’s not obvious to you that the Facebook group is a troll group, then in 99.91% of cases, your IQ is below 110. But you believe your IQ is much higher than average.
The vast majority of people who fail this test are between 90 and 110 IQ. They are smart enough to know dinosaurs existed yet not intelligent enough to recognize the trolling.
In an effort to prove they have a Big Brain, they spend their time on the CAD Facebook group:
- Justifying the existence of dinosaurs, in a group where no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- Bashing members of the group, when in fact no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- “Trolling”, when in fact they are the ones being trolled.
- Repeatedly trying to shame the “dinosaur believers”, who are in fact trolls
- Bashing religion and harassing members because of their belief in God (The group’s creators are mostly atheists and agnostics, but don’t condone this behavior)
The CAD IQ test identifies and logs people on Facebook who are of average intelligence, yet who think they are smarter than they are.
Here’s how the test works: If it’s not obvious to you that the Facebook group is a troll group, then in 99.91% of cases, your IQ is below 110. But you believe your IQ is much higher than average.
The vast majority of people who fail this test are between 90 and 110 IQ. They are smart enough to know dinosaurs existed yet not intelligent enough to recognize the trolling.
In an effort to prove they have a Big Brain, they spend their time on the CAD Facebook group:
- Justifying the existence of dinosaurs, in a group where no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- Bashing members of the group, when in fact no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- “Trolling”, when in fact they are the ones being trolled.
- Repeatedly trying to shame the “dinosaur believers”, who are in fact trolls
- Bashing religion and harassing members because of their belief in God (The group’s creators are mostly atheists and agnostics, but don’t condone this behavior)
Nigel: “Christians Against Dinosaurs has such stupid members! How can you guys be to believe dinosaurs didn’t exist? Stupid Christians!!”
CAD member (sarcastically): “Big Brain over here! We’ve got a big brain!”
Nigel’s more intelligent friend: “dude… you realize this troll group is literally an IQ test right? Like, was made to create a registry of people of average IQ people who think they’re smarter than they are. I don’t think you passed the test…”
CAD member (sarcastically): “Big Brain over here! We’ve got a big brain!”
Nigel’s more intelligent friend: “dude… you realize this troll group is literally an IQ test right? Like, was made to create a registry of people of average IQ people who think they’re smarter than they are. I don’t think you passed the test…”
by Ryan82779 August 22, 2021
Get the Christians Against Dinosaursmug.