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chaining

The process of a sneaky link becoming unfaithful. As when a person has more than one link they create a chain.
by Queen Anastasia April 15, 2024
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Chainsaw

The act of pulling someone’s testicles from behind and pulling up to their butt crack; a wedgie with someone’s ballsack instead of underwear.
This is done in a quick and violent fashion to resemble that of revving a chainsaw (hence the name)
Be careful in the locker room. Terrence gives all the freshman a chainsaw as initiation.
by Jeremy linn April 17, 2024
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Chainsaw

The act of violently giving someone a wedgie with their own testicles/ballsack instead of their underwear. This is done quickly and violently to resemble that of a chainsaw being revved. The act can be used as a noun and a verb in past and present tense.
(N.) Did you see Terrence give the freshman a chainsaw?
(V.) I’m chainsawing the next person that messes with my locker.
by Jeremy linn April 17, 2024
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Chainking

The act of someone repeatedly tugging a metal chain through someone's anal canal in a similar fashion to pulling the pull start on a lawn mower.
Person 1: I found this big long metal chain, what would you like to do with it?
Person 2: Do you want to do some chainking?
by TittyDiddler33 April 20, 2024
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Chaina

Buyer: Where is this made
Seller: Its made in Chaina
by blah26428 April 22, 2024
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Chainsaw Consultant

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Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate paradox wrapped in a hoodie and a messy bun. She's the epitome of 'tough chick' outside, slaying life's challenges with the grace of a ninja and the sass of a stand-up comic. But behind closed doors? Get ready for the rollercoaster ride of emotions that would make even the most seasoned therapist raise an eyebrow.

She'll go from zero to 'hangry' in 2.5 seconds flat, with mood swings that could give a hormonal teenager a run for their money. Yet, despite her occasional bouts of irrationality, she'll make your heart swell with a love so profound it's like she's invented her own brand of emotional superglue.

Sure, she'll test your patience with her stubbornness and tease you relentlessly until you're begging for mercy. But in the end, she'll wrap you in a bear hug so tight you'll forget why you were mad in the first place. She's not just your girlfriend; she's your partner-in-crime, your emotional support hotline, and your personal comedian.

And when life gets tough, she'll be your rock, your guiding light in a sea of chaos. With her by your side, you'll feel like you can conquer the world, even if it's just conquering the pile of dishes in the sink. So buckle up, because with her, every day is a wild, hilarious, and utterly unpredictable adventure. But hey, at least you'll never have a dull moment!
Every guy needs a caring girlfriend to keep his life from turning into a sitcom.

Nyan always says he's the 'mastermind,' but we all know it's God, his caring girlfriend, who keeps their ship afloat
by God_is_I May 12, 2024
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