An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.
by UltraChewy February 4, 2010
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by oracle235 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.Inserting your tongue into the ass of a reindeer while forcing a an elephants trunk on to your cock and jacking off the reindeer.
by Steven Colbert Nation February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.The vile act of having sex while one person is wearing moose antlers and the other is bent over the Stanley cup with her head in the cup, which is filled with maple syrup. Note: some forms include both people being covered in maple syrup
Hockey Player 1: Hey hoser, I had a wild night last night.
Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?
Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!
Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?
Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!
by colbertnationdotcom February 10, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.When a girl makes a guy eat her beaver after she has been using a public toilet and hasn't wiped and then slaps him in the face and says, "Who is your Canadian momma, Bitch!?"
Guy 1: "So, I heard about Janet showing you Canada's History. "
Guy 2: "How did you hear about that?!"
Guy 2: "How did you hear about that?!"
by janevonboo February 10, 2010
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Mike pulled off Canada's History on Lauren. Let's just say she had a hard time sitting down for the next week.
by proph3t March 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A one time a year sex act. During the third period of the seventh game of the Stanley Cup finals. Maple syrup is poured from a Stanley Cup replica onto the ass of your partner. The partner is then spanked with Moose antlers while singing "O Canada". If the antler sticks, a blow job ensues until climax , when the ejaculate is mixed with the maple syrup to release the stuck antler.(also called "pulling the goalie").
Remember the time we did "Canada's History" and you forgot to "pull the goalie"?
No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.
No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.
by Colbert's sheep February 10, 2010
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