Take me to Canada

To be wined and dined but mostly penetrated.

Take me to Canada uncle bob

by Winnifred Mueler August 4, 2024

Canada

Maple Syrup Land (MSL)

Prove me wrong

Lil Jon Jon: Hey my brotha where you going

Average Canadian Man: Eh, going to Canada, Eh
Lil Jon Jon: you mean Maple Syrup Land

by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 25, 2023

Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

"Yeah man, we were getting wild last night and I gave her Canada's History!!"

by AdrenoKr0m3 February 4, 2010

Canada

Best country

Proof: Pornhub is Canadian

Pornhub comes from Canada

by LoserELM June 23, 2021

Shelby's Canada

where we get za shicken shawarma!!

"Hey wanna get some Shelby's Canada?"
"no
Grabs gun.
"we are gong to shelby's"
"OK"

by Lil Johnny likes cocaine April 27, 2024

canada's history

Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!

"The future of canada's history looks alot brighter than that broke ass neighbor to the south!"

by egokills February 17, 2010

Canada's History

That process of being in the front row to the greatest show on earth. After they stopped using maple syrup as lube and quit shoving antlers in their beavers, they noticed the ballers below them in the United States, and have been watching ever since.

Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.

by ColbertNation2010 February 4, 2010