The California Cerulean Ohserpentus is commonly found in dark, small spaces, like nightstands or in a pile of towels on a bedroom floor. It is nominally larger than than the California Caucasion Ohserpentus, but significantly smaller than the African version of the same species. The trademark attack of the Cerulean Ohserpentus involves a quivering exterior that moves slowly to and fro, and ultimately results in the victims convulsing, accompanied by verbal outbursts, from which the OHserpentus got its name.
Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?
by GoneSquatchin’ April 02, 2018
The only good town in california. CA-65 goes right through it. Wheatland is known for the highschool and the pumpkin farm.
by imsoboredpleasekillmeiwantdead October 19, 2020
The eastcoast equivalent of California is directly situated on the opposite side of North American from California. This province of Canada, Nova Scotia is situated in eastern Canada.
by W.D.J.M November 18, 2007
by Norco22mfer May 22, 2023
Prostrate finger penetration (aka a good ole PEGGING) at Hotel California that detonates a mustard gas fart!
Dee went to check into John’s Hotel California; but when she did enter the masters chamber, she detonated the Del Taco toxic mustard gas fart!!!! Welcome to the Pegging at Hotel California!!! It’s a real SHIT HOLE!!! Wear protective gear!!!
by Cougar Sport Killer November 24, 2020
going on the streets of california the first needle you see grab it and stick it in your dick and see what happens
my friend got dared to do a california pin drop and his dick has been convulsing ever since. That was three years ago
by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 20, 2023
Its a magical place where kids can literally kys over homework and Chavez sucks ass and kids have sex and shit and one of the teachers is a prostitute
by ded server mod September 15, 2022